*folds arms* Your rape face amuses me, Zabs CB

askzabra:

asksneasel:

askzabra:

 I swear to Arceus… you’re just trying to get me filthy, aren’t you?! Bah, lets go. >8I *Off they wander~~~*

*patpat* <3

 //AND SO THEY SQUELCH INTO THE SWAMP

B-by Arceus… it’s deep! Why didn’t I bring boots?

*A small Misdreavus peeps out from under Zabra’s hat, staring intently at Jade*

….GAH WHAT THE FUCK? *just about tips off of Zabra’s shoulder but regains her grip by digging her claws in his skin*

askzabra:

asksneasel:

askzabra:

asksneasel:

askzabra:

I can’t help but feel used…!

You are, but doesn’t mean it isn’t appreciated~ CB My clean, unburdened feet thank you.

 Tch! Aye, you’re welcome, dear ‘Boss’ of mine… so, where to?

Let’s walk through the marshes or something. The swampyness is so…scenic, isn’t it? CB

 I swear to Arceus… you’re just trying to get me filthy, aren’t you?! Bah, lets go. >8I *Off they wander~~~*

*patpat* <3

askzabra:

asksneasel:

askzabra:

asksneasel:

asksneasel: *steps on cape*

askzabra: … *Picks up* Bad Sneasel.

…Put me down. >8|

 I don’t think soooo~ *Mischevious grin* Hey Jade, ever wondered what it feels like to fly…?

…………No. <8C

 Oh, such a shame~
Because I would have been happy to show you~ *Wicked, wicked grin*

… But oh well! *He brightens up, as if nothing happened* Lets go pester Psi! *Off he trots, carrying the Sneasel in his arms*

*lets out a sigh of relief* O-Okay. ._.

askzabra:

asksneasel:

askzabra:

I can’t help but feel used…!

You are, but doesn’t mean it isn’t appreciated~ CB My clean, unburdened feet thank you.

 Tch! Aye, you’re welcome, dear ‘Boss’ of mine… so, where to?

Let’s walk through the marshes or something. The swampyness is so…scenic, isn’t it? CB

askzabra:

asksneasel:

askzabra:

Aww, Jade, you used to be adorable!

“Used to be”?! >8|

 Of course! Used to be, because now you’re totally badass instead… that’s what I meant. Honest. CB

….I’m letting you off this time… >B|

askzabra:

asksneasel:

asksneasel: *steps on cape*

askzabra: … *Picks up* Bad Sneasel.

…Put me down. >8|

 I don’t think soooo~ *Mischevious grin* Hey Jade, ever wondered what it feels like to fly…?

…………No. <8C

asksneasel: *steps on cape*

…Put me down. >8|

askzabra:

I can’t help but feel used…!

You are, but doesn’t mean it isn’t appreciated~ CB My clean, unburdened feet thank you.